愚人节有感的脚本

‘壹’ 请问这个是程序exe还是脚本啊(附带网址)

当然是脚本 自己看源代码
<script language=JavaScript>alert("终于有人上当的了！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("今日愚人节呀，您不知吗？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("为什么，都不小心哦") </script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("没法啦！你都上了，只有陪我了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哈哈！呵呵！嘻嘻！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我都不想的，都是想开心下")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("别难过了~~~")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("就和我玩玩啦！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("但是玩笑可能开过头了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("竟然要您来陪我")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哎，真是的！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("不过，不要嬲我的")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("可是你怎么能回去呢？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我也没办法")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("要不。。。")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("把机子关了吧！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("什么？你不愿意关？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办呢？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("让我再想想")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("对不起，实在没有办法了！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("都是我不好，让你受那么大委屈！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哎呀！求你了！！别哭好不好？！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("都是我的错，行了吗？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("什么？不行？孬人，快放了我")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("别这样嘛！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我给你讲个故事行吗？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("别骂我呀？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庵")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了，我换一个！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("讲个好听的")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("仔细听啊")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵，先别打，和那个不一样！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哎呦，听我讲完！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个缸")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("不一样了吧")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("缸里有个瓢")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("瓢里有个碗")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("碗里有个勺")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("勺里有块肉")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我吃了你馋了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事讲完了！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("好不好？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("什么？还想听？你正孬人！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("那好，我再来一个！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("从前")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事就这么长")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿意听是吗？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你已经出不去了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("试试吧")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("还是不愿关？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("那我再给你讲故事！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哎哎，别哭嘛！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你真的出不去了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你还不泄气？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我佩服你这种精神！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你还真能坚持！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("对不对？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你一定会成功的！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("相信我")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你快看到希望了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我不骗你")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("真的！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("要不，关了机子多不好！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("是不是？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("对不对？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("喂！给你说点正事！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我的意思是----")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("把你的朋友叫过来！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("让他也受骗")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("好不好？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("什么？出卖朋友的事你不干？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你真是好人！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我太感动了！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("呜呜~~~~~~")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("也好，我从不难为好人！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我决定----")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("让好人多在我身边一会！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你愿不愿意？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("怎么还不愿意？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("那好，我马上让你出去！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("别着急！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("开个玩笑")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("不要生气")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("人生就像一场戏")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("因为有缘才相聚")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("相扶到老不容易")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("是否更该去珍惜")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("他人生气我不气")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("气出病来无人替")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我说的对不对？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("好了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("玩笑也开过了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("该说的也说了")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("该放你出去了！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("高兴了吧")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("还有，您可以介绍个MM给我吗")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("什么，还要我介绍一个给你这个孬人")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵，不用嬲啦！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("不嬲就假了，我想现在就撕开你两边添啦！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哦，你撕开我两边，那你怎样出呢")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("如果是的，我都没办法了，你关啦")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("陪多我几小时先啦！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("我都没有人陪我")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("或者你介绍一个MM给我，就不用你陪啦！好吗")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("好，好难啦！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哦，那你就一直陪我啦！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("不要，不要，不要，我返出！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("哭~~~~~~~~~哭~~~~~~哭~~~~")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵，我怕了您 ，你不要哭了，我放你了！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("叮咚！开门啦！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("祝贺你！你终于出来了！恭喜恭喜！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("看到这句话高兴了吧？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("做任何事可不要高兴太早呀！知道了吗？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("听说过乐极生悲吗？")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("算了，算了，还是放你出来吧，做个深呼吸吧，放松一下！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("这次不用担心了，放你出来了，通过这个事，应该明白一个道理呀！")</script>
<script language=JavaScript>alert("那就是：坚持就是胜利，勤奋就有机遇！")</script>

‘贰’ 网页脚本里怎么写锁定全屏的对话框

<input type=button value=hmm onClick="var e=1;while(1==1){alert('你是关不掉我的!!!')}">

‘叁’ 愚人节bat脚本怎么写

新建文档后，在文本中输入要执行的命理即可。
具体操作步骤：1、鼠标右键点击桌面，选择新建文本文档。2、打开新建文档后，在文本中输入要执行的命令，然后回车（查看主机名称）。3、继续输入要执行的命令。4、输入完命令后，输入暂停按钮命令pause。5、编写完命令后，保存文档，保存后把文档后缀改为.bat回车确认就可以了。
(3)愚人节有感的脚本扩展阅读：bat文件是dos下的批处理文件。批处理文件是无格式的文本文件，它包含一条或多条命令。它的文件扩展名为.bat或.cmd。在命令提示下输入批处理文件的名称，或者双击该批处理文件，系统就会调用cmd.exe按照该文件中各个命令出现的顺序来逐个运行它们。

‘肆’ 求爱情故事 脚本

一对男女在愚人节以一个玩笑的方式开始，然后在一起四年，家里人都反对，却依然坚持了下来。

‘伍’ 脚本提示我中了熊猫烧香病毒,10分钟将崩溃

很有可能是别人调戏你...
目前的系统已经有防止熊猫病毒的入侵.
你的Windos只要是2000以上的版本.
根本不可能入侵你的电脑.

‘陆’ 我的世界愚人节js有什么用

js其实就相当于MOD，通过触发事件来达到目的的MOD。
或者也可以说是脚本、插件或者外挂。js相比MOD来说编写比较容易。
JS的使用
1.打开启动器→Manage ModPE Scripts
2.输入→local storage→找到你存储js的地址→点击js即可
4399我的世界手机版参考

‘柒’ McAfee杀毒软件提示脚本错误拿什么来拯救它

你中的流氓软件和木马病毒太多了。升级杀毒软件，重启电脑，在安全模式下杀毒试试。假如还是不行，建议用360里面的卡巴斯基6.0。鼠标漏洞在360上面也有，但是它提示的不是官方补丁，下载最新版的超级兔子魔法设置（建议在太平洋电脑网下载比较安全），在超级兔子里面也能检查漏洞补丁。我今天就这样做的，只下了1个补丁，不知道是不是鼠标补丁，没有下驱动验证补丁，因为我的驱动是盗版的。（仅供参考）